Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers* are those slogans that you see on the back of cars and trucks. Here are some amusing examples:

I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine* the other planets later.
Consciouness: that annoying time between naps*.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
All generalizations are false, including this one.

Glossary: *bumper stickers: adesivos de pára choque.
*strip-mine: explorar totalmente através da mineração.
*that annoying... naps: aquele irritante lapso de tempo entre um cochilo e outro.